Viktor Pakshin

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\"About police\" - the Ural pelmeni  See details »

 
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  • 00:00: if in the New Year's the night you met Santa Claus reflective sheepskin coat then most likely not he and you will perform all his desires will understand we'll figure it out we're not become a lieutenant morning well, and Che here and
  • 00:30: no you me stopped you're the reason stopped after the near headlights not only you in general you know who I am now called your documents for loser picks up learning I when to call and will make a janitor clear yes I drank today thou shalt call pills to the end life drink it is understandable in tubule and addon you worked kish 5-6 pro mil
  • 01:02: more protocol do not need to be generally not good you know well, brought out kind man and yourself, well, all kapets keep and you come the line of kiki I understand everything, I'm calling now phone I'll find the antenna connection but to get you antenna connection so you stuck on life on aluminum do you want a bracket will gain from day fingers of all hour an eyebrow twitched
  • 01:33: was scared to the bath matuya typed those understood water to bashki shook before live in dormitory on Fenvizina 4 they but I something community lives you'll have a garbage dump to live is clear mushroom inoculation dial you loaders inexpensive with violate the not to let you as it saves does not understand these roses
  • 02:05: garage yamo brother I I will type it is easy for me kapets gazelle tuning I must roll it out there fully explain the little men scratch them index kai large where to work not but I'm up to work and you you will be a potato by chewing gullies about kapets phone almighty lift stuck on the brothers the elevator got stuck fearfully
  • 02:37: brooch twitch up gennady massage cut off the cube handle nevera no my application is mine Zaya band not finger you black nerado is already here yin-yang that man with such links stopped okay come on shorter so I'm all forget you're shorter
  • 03:08: documents you raise give and I went with the world they fine are dressed there is a wasp well, you do not have anything do not understand, yes, everything I type kind little man a pancake phone sat dimych go come here can not clearly come here also want no Now count will the little man stumbled and down the office
  • 03:38: the stairs roll The history of we saw which in the abyss fell jumped with rocks to their pride then the commander before the match solve the problem we will finish this circus yes normally so there is not that read it a little bit of the detail pass furniture factory avant-garde by all means solved the problem
  • 04:11: did not decide his hand helped stretch hand of torment 321 and what are you Th he is my year I waited for him for another year people and the song she connect
  • 04:41: I'm already up to treatment for mites one draws to type
  • 05:14: getting all gone you called our company now you first on line at line 1 on the lines you moliboga to 1 busy it was not picked up if the first tube will take the last you will understand I I take the documents car on parking lot meet in our branch will be called trip of all
  • 05:44: good scared he even forgot the document but a taxi uralmash operator of Xenia listen to the girl to us in Chelyabinsk spending 2 kilometers machine can be new year in japan butchers 1 m 1 m first
  • 06:35: letter first letter m first the letter a the first letter is not confuse me first the letter and I know the alphabet tuk-tuk yes-yes-yes-yes-yes
  • 07:07: I was robbed wonderful no it very bad me robbed very well this is a bad thing good thing you came to me because that I'm an investigator on very important and major cases I very important it 's a deal so let's fill out the application before surname of butchers meat meat meat meat is you
  • 07:41: in the hundreds of clans there is no clan I was robbed robbed it of us robbed can mean but the butchers' name is 1 m 1 m first letter first letter m we the first letter a the first letter is not confuse me first the letter and I know the alphabet Well, well, if so better for investigation
  • 08:13: let it be a yes the second letter I am I am not aby but about to 3 with meat meat ps 4 ng g n g meat a.b. changed by 2 to 5 and to manger
  • 08:45: about where they grew up from where is the riser yes as the sixth letter e I remember the name somewhere butchers where 7 a here you almost got almost got it butchers Avdey oh yeah and and in all I remember eating butchers already from where it is to
  • 09:16: foresters and where the ruff to checker of butchers check eat yes I'm begging you huge simply you can accent on the second syllable because say balls this wrong butchers about where the tree that's all true for what your initials vyacheslav Vladimirovich ca. butchers output where yoshta etc.
  • 09:51: anya yes everything is clear then work like this I am unemployed unemployed unemployed and where unemployed I unemployed in Russia unemployed russia russia this oh-oh-oh for which there is no this pfr fps and poison of Russians butchers in unemployed in Russia where you Jost
  • 10:21: unemployed arif Russia further so do you stole from me stole bentley also unemployed reef russia stole the bentley standard situation means lunch bentley bentley then what is this car car to car car there but something valuable stole
  • 10:51: in the glove compartment lay 10 million euros is not USD rubles is a trifle this so the district well, and I he remembered from me there the gold lay 60 ingots now ingots it to me again to me again district police will cost beginning slightly widow type on describe please mean so everything happened very
  • 11:22: as standard I happened to wind with a tow nine neighbor started she had started up at I was overtaken by did i drop out of bentley standard situation it gets a bentley the nine means so in the who sat on the noticed noticed my neighbor of neighbor somewhere I heard it already surname from where her so the floor is your last name you whose relatives what accounting from each other
  • 11:52: by the car I should understand what if you do that think I should do nothing at all how many things are done watch how much the virgin the cap was stolen victim obdii robbed an apartment suspect caps eat obedesh watch what kind of family are you? such a world is west from geysions what do you think to us
  • 12:24: to practice here with the sword that daos the mess of your militia they are target 1 we bring the roll call became a plot of petroglyphs I'm very good all here is the senior sergeant
  • 12:55: and make a petrine too Here so I remind today we attestation will pass the operation will be serve I changed and went nice to know nice when the installation the interlocutor will go good kind you can tell him a lot to have a heart-to-heart talk you know that you are well divided
  • 13:28: Hello comrades-in-arms today we attestation you are no longer in the police but also not the police you
  • 13:58: beavers you fish face without a specific place of work so to say the scum systems hold a roll call staff Sergeant
  • 14:28: petrov I very good all here is the senior sergeant and the petters are also here here's the chain so I remind you drove us attestation who will pass attestation that will be serve in the police and who will not pass attestation is will suffer a fate captain and what happened capital of cowworms
  • 14:58: he did not pass the certification came a second time issued you it is clear that you it is clear that you can 1 time not to pass and the second once come publish although owls Th was just waiting just a man understood
  • 15:28: Th certification principle throw I congratulate the theta understood yes no and on camera a complex question attention how much
  • 15:59: there will be twice two four certified by the what is this and that then and then everyone knows everything know but not all they tell us need congratulations to you colleague couple hundred walk and next the question is very complex .
  • 16:29: how much will be five five twenty six certified why this is same more because more pile Welcome to
  • 16:59: police partner with the police will serve only honest and incorruptible people you not yet police so if they brought Bribe give here quickly stay in police with clean pockets let's have an hour there and removes everything so everything there is no more so I congratulate you the police
  • 17:32: stop curse sorry gentlemen policemen now we will be with you watch the training American film police academy floor comedy and you knew where you were going then the whole country comedy
  • 18:10: she pounded you film watch memorize think we analyze kumi and whose case it's verbs now nouns purposefulness coolly st metalware find one too much nouns purposefulness
  • 18:43: justify Well hardware because they are whom so cold-blooded they are purposeful please, we do not expected that to us police will come smart people from nityanam now bribes in dollars take what bribes the police officer and different because plywood schools are not so you take 103 twice two three
  • 19:17: late mister policeman we are 70 years old discredited the police now we start with a clean sheet you were the captain police describe the person not
  • 19:52: I dressed up went nice to know nice together with you the other person is traveling good here you can a lot of tell him to have a heart-to-heart talk you know, so you're a meta that before the police
  • 20:29: oh that I tyzh I cruelly told track sex of samara can let the frankincense cease pour better than bti the doctor was enough joking but how it says, take it things and on the output of do not really like this To speak it is not necessary well good to pin
  • 21:00: Well, listen to me here this could have written telephone holding long ceased to exist I'm not moving gambling somehow not at all games , as you said lied to you but seeds of igor Petrovich part 3 years of birth city ​​asbestos wife instane children Ksyusha and Vanya so that q
  • 21:30: must from the camel I want The camel passed Passport hold dropped churov there would know and flowing I will say here three days with you friend they showered their souls it does not matter who you are Is the police officer a doctor? before the harsh we Russian a reserved seat are all equal calmed down the mind of the leg here then go for
  • 22:01: the car came by me Do not need to take you under everywhere already once for two years conditionally